In a large bowl, mix the softened cream cheese until smooth. Add 3/4 of the bacon, all but two tablespoons each of the green onions and cheddar cheese, sour cream, pepper jack cheese, ranch seasoning, Creole seasoning, parsley, garlic powder, oregano. Mix well using a hand mixer or a sturdy spoon, then taste and add the salt and pepper, as needed.
16 ounces cream cheese, 1/4 cup sour cream, 2-3 green onions, 1 1/2 cups freshly grated sharp cheddar cheese, 1/2 cup freshly grated pepper jack cheese, 3 Tablespoons Ranch seasoning, 2 teaspoons Creole seasoning, 1 teaspoon dried parsley, 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder, 1/2 teaspoon dried oregano, 1/4 teaspoon salt, 1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper